Fact Checked!

When I was an intern at a magazine, part of the gig was fact checking. It wasn't anything like this.

If you are looking for me

You can find me at my new home, I will be living inside the bubble of fantasy that is this music video. I likely won't be reachable by phone... send me a letter.

Obsession: Joan Didion

I recently read The Year of Magical Thinking, by Joan Didion. Now I am OBSESSED with her. I just started Play it as it Lays, and will read Democracy next. I think she is pretty much the coolest.

When I was younger I went through a Vanity Fair phase where I would read it cover to cover (except for that long story on Enron, only got halfway through its 40 pages, and then got confused by all the players involved). Below are some photos of Didion, cause I am OBSESSED.

Spelling

Reading over anything I write, including below posts, there are three or four words that I seem to continuously miss-spell.

there/their/they're
attachment (I want to spell it attatchment, put in a "t" like in "match")
roll/role (I did this below, and seriously in like five different appearance requests)
no/know

If any Brain Doctors are reading this, could you please tell me what part of my brain I have obviously damaged, and whether playing "Brain Age" on the PSP will help?

As a Torontonian

As I am now living in Toronto, I feel like I should take some responsibility and support one of my fellow Torontonians. If you hear of any good rolls for a former dreamboat. Please pass them Corey's way, he's still as cute as a puppy, a formerly lost puppy, that should maybe lay off the frosted tips, but a cute puppy none the same.

Reading a Newspaper at the Gym

It really annoys me when I see people at the gym reading newspapers. Even when my hands are perfectly acclimatized, I still get ink on my fingers. So Sweaty McWorkout over their on the Bike must have that paper melting all over him, and thus melting all over the bike. I am by no means a germaphobe. But is that fun for him, sweating all over a newspaper? Seriously, I think its weird.

PS. Couldn't find a picture of newspaper cardio people, but this one is just as bizarre.

Storm Watch!

I was watching the weather forecast today, and under the weatherman it read "Major Storm" and I thought, wouldn't that be an awesome name for a Weatherman? Or a Weatherman in a Porno.

Here's a picture, please note, its not of Major Storm.